OH Jonas Bros- An Ode to a Bad Tweenage Fashion Trend

OH Jonas Bros
Where do you go,
To buy those pants that you love so?
Those skinny jeans are much too tight.
I especially don’t like them in white!

There is one thing I need to know,
It’s a silly thought, but here it goes,
How do you get them off at night?
I’d imagine the scene would be quite a fright!
With pliers and a brother near,
"Don’t rip my pants, careful near the rear!"

They’re plastered on, it’s no surprise
They’re hard to get off, even though they’re low rise.

Round the ankles, don’t they hurt?
Please do not tuck in your shirt!
Heartthrobs to tweens you three boys are,
What is the deal, can these fans not see far?

I like you boys for you’re unique,
Good boys that don’t behave like freaks,
But with these pants you can’t carry on.
Juniors or women’s pants you mustn’t don!

Oh Jonas Bros,
Please let me know,
Why you wear your pants just so.
I fear a trend is coming on,
I hope this fad will soon be gone!!!